For months, President Dubya and his minions -- and his satanic overlord, Vice President Dick Cheney -- have been warning us that we have to be scared of Iran, that Iran was making what the president called a "nucular" bomb and that we were essentially careening toward World War III. Bush and his people said Iraq had weapons of mass destruction and, even though lot of people doubted that, we went to war and discovered that Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction which, according to the president, meant that invading Iraq was absolutely the right thing to do because Iraq could have acquired weapons of mass destruction -- and then it wasn't about that at all.