"What will be coming out of my mouth will be wild and crazy enough," promises the bluejeaned Rev. [Ivan] Stang, apostle of the Church of the SubGenius, sacred scribe to J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the pipe-smoking prophet of the alien Jehovah-1. To accuse Stang of being even remotely normal is the most vile of blasphemies against "Bob."

We could fill page after page attempting to explain the SubGenius, the Divine Yeti, the Pinks and the Conspiracy -- but that's why Stang wrote "Revelation X: The `Bob' Apocryphon," his fourth and latest book. And we're not here to convert anyone, although salvation is readily available in SubGenius Pamphlet No. 1 (still only $1), which counsels: "Are You Abnormal? THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE!"