John "Jebby" Bush, the son of Dubya's younger brother, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, was nabbed having sex outside the Tallahassee Mall on Oct. 7 by a pair of mall security guards, who reported the steamed window shenanigans to Tallahassee Police Sgt. Oscar Brannon.

Brannon's report says Jebby Bush and his unnamed blonde companion, a student at an elite private school, were both "naked from the waist down" and locked in a lusty embrace inside a blue Jeep Cherokee. The cop filed a "sexual misconduct" report since the couple were having sex in public view.

Indeed, Brannon was careful to note Jebby's connections, writing: "Shortly after being called to the scene, I became aware of the political ties of subject number one [Jebby]."