Incidentally, if you think [Mary] had problems with this bit of English history, try the "Ask Jeeves" Web site. It doesn't understand English. It mentions her (the italics are mine) "greedieness" . . . in wanting to claim the "thrown" . . . and how "Romans Cathlics apperared" stronger than Elizabeth. And of the plot that "envolved" around her and how the "assasination of Eliabeth was formend." It states she was Queen of

JOEL GREY, who recently exhibited his photographs in a gallery and next shows them in a museum, was standing alongside Ross Bleckner, whom he introduced as: "He's an artist, too." . . . Pay attention: Pacific Bell claims it has $86.50 waiting for Keanu Reeves. Warner's owes Bill Cosby $207. Seinfeld and Stallone both have unclaimed safety deposit boxes with Wells Fargo. MCA owes someone named Marlon Brando "thousands." And Pacific Bell has $52.50 that belongs to the estate of Richard Nixon . . . William H. Macy needed three straight scotches to do his nude scenes in "The Cooler."