Port and fellow stars of "The Hills" and "The City" - Lauren Conrad, Stephanie Pratt, Heidi Montag and Brody Jenner - also had to be kept away from Audrina Patridge because, our source claims, a producer was overheard saying that "everyone on the show hated her." (Patridge will instead sit near "Star Trek" star Chris Pine.) Similarly, Paris Hilton had to be moved away from "The Hills" cast after recently calling the show "so lame and fake" and "cheesy."

COURTNEY Love (above) isn't guilty of credit-card fraud - she's a victim of identity theft, according to her private investigator. The rocker has been sued by American Express for defaulting on a $350,000 balance, but PI John J. Nazarian tells Page Six that Love is guilty only of trusting the wrong people. "She's not a person without means," he says. "We're ready to go to the LAPD because someone gained access to her Social Security number and applied for cards in her name. It's astounding AmEx didn'tquestion the charges beforehand." Love once said she was "ready to apply for food stamps" after claiming members of her entourage embezzled $20 million from her.

KELLY Bensimon (above) is going back for more. The ditzy model, who caused a stir on the second season of "The Real Housewives of New York City," recently told Obsessed TV's Samantha Ettus that she will "absolutely" return for another season of catfights. As for her much-talked-about scuffles with Bethenny Frankel, Bensimon said, "I didn't take on Bethenny. I told a bully I wasn't going to put up with her. Bethenny is not a girl. She's a bully."