Regular readers of this feature -- and they know you're out there -- know how your Field Correspondent feels about fantasy football. But that doesn't stop us from writing about it, since every other human being in the Western Hemisphere seems to be playing, including their 78-year-old mother who until recently was connecting to the Internet via dial-up. It was invented by the same guy who invented Morse code, and it is just slightly faster than sending messages via that code. As a side note, all those ridiculous-but-true team names and more are listed at BuzzFeed Sports and are accompanied by an assortment The best bit of Sheldon Cooperesque trivia in the piece: The mascots for the Lehigh Valley IronPigs both wear No. 26, because 26 is the atomic number for iron.
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