There's even religion for people who aren't religious. The theology of the Church of the SubGenius is to poke fun at religious cults like Scientology, and the (from outer space) Raelians. It features celebrity ministers like former Talking Heads singer David Byrne, Penn Jillette (from Penn & Teller) and Pee-wee Herman. They claim aliens will arrive July 5th and only members of the church will survive. They're not asking for blind faith. They offer a guarantee: "Eternal Salvation Or Triple Your Money Back."