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No. 8: Readers trash skanky Barbie
[Chicagoland Final Edition]
Chicago Tribune
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Chicago, Ill.
No skanky (uh-hem, excuse me, My Scene) Barbie would be complete without a matching Wonderbra and thong and the morning-after pill. Let's face it, she may be skanky, but she ain't no fool. Also, a cell phone with the following on speed dial: Her therapist, street pharmacist, her baby's daddy, her Alateen sponsor and the current four flavors of the month (not to be confused with her "clients") and, of course, Pimp Daddy [Kenny Ken] He could also be sold separately of course. Reproduced with permission of the copyright owner. Further reproduction or distribution is prohibited without permission.
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